Experian Killed My Turtle!!!!

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by Mark LA, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    A few weeks ago I sent a letter to Experian asking that they remove three hard inquiries that I DID NOT authorize!
    I didn't receive a response so I called them and some prissy lady told me they don't do that - you have to contact the creditors.
    WELL!
    I started arguing with her and she was downright rude and then strangely asked to verify my address and then she hung up!
    WELL!
    Three days later I mysteriously found my pet turtle on the porch of my front yard - on its back - DEAD!!!!
    Coincidence???
    I DON'T THINK SO!

    Keep a close eye on your pets!!!
     
  2. MEMBER5

    MEMBER5 Well-Known Member

    OH MY! That's horrible! Do you plan on suing?! Just curious. Inquiring minds want to know.
     
  3. dep_tx

    dep_tx Well-Known Member

    Dude I think you may be right!

    I call them a month ago about some hard INQs, and that very weekend my Sunday paper was missing for the very first time(I don't have any pets)
     
  4. marci

    marci Well-Known Member



    rotflol!!!


    Thank you. I needed a laugh tonight...


    :)
     
  5. gib

    gib Well-Known Member

    Is there any anti-freeze laying around that your turtle or YOU could have drank? LMAO!!

    Oh my but that was a funny thread.

    Gib
     
  6. Jeff

    Jeff Guest

    I bet they used your paper to beat Mark's turtle to death. BASTARDS!!!
     
  7. firstclass

    firstclass Well-Known Member

    That's funny.
     
  8. MEMBER5

    MEMBER5 Well-Known Member


    LMAO!
     
  9. dep_tx

    dep_tx Well-Known Member

    Mark

    Was your turtle named Kenny by any chance?
     
  10. allen074

    allen074 Well-Known Member

    the turtle wouldnt validate the inquiries so they had to "take care" of him
     
  11. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    OHMIGOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!

    (love that show !!!!! :)
     
  12. Jeff

    Jeff Guest

    There were reports of a suspicious paper boy on the grassy knoll the morning Mark's turtle was found.
     
  13. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    ROFLMAO
     
  14. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    FIRST THE DOG...NOW THE TURTLE???

    BTW~my paper was missing today also...
     
  15. MEMBER5

    MEMBER5 Well-Known Member

    They did the dog in too?! When did that happen?!
     
  16. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

  17. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    A while back...somebodys dog had a "HIT CONTRACT" on it by a credit card company...

    [EDIT] not CRA
     
  18. Jeff

    Jeff Guest

    That thread is a riot.
     
  19. wolverine

    wolverine Well-Known Member

    My dog is driving me nuts, so I think I see an opportunity here. Do I send the dispute CRRR, then tie my dog out front and just wait? Or do I have to phone in the dispute also? I get the LA Times delivered at home, so the whole thing should work out. The only problem is that my dog is a very very very excitable husky and she might lick the Experian assassin to death.
     
  20. dep_tx

    dep_tx Well-Known Member

    I think you are gonna have to rename your husky "Kenny" to ensure the entire plot works
     

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