Computer Terms

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by lbrown59, Apr 29, 2003.

  1. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Computer Terms for Rednecks

    Backup -- What cha do when you runs across a skunk in the woods

    Bar Code -- Them's the fightin' rules at Bubba' beer barn

    Bug -- The reason you call in sick

    Byte -- What yer pitbull dun to cusin Jethro

    Cache -- Needed when you ya runs out of food stamps

    Chip -- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

    Terminal -- Time to call the undertaker

    Crash -- When ya go to Juniors's party uninvited

    Digital -- The art of counting on yer fingers

    Diskette -- a female disco dancer

    Hardcopy -- the pictures you looked at when selecting tatoos

    Internet -- where cafeteria workers put their hair

    megahertz -- how yer head feels after 17 beers

    Mac -- Bubba's fav-o-rite fast food

    Modem -- what yer do when the grass gets too high

    Network -- Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

    Monitor -- who keeps your grandpa John from sneaking out durning 7th grade class when the teacher's back is turned

    keyboard -- where you hang the keys to yer John Deer

    Video Game -- a white tail buck seen through a night scope

    gamestick -- what you poke a critter with to see ifin it's still alive
     

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