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ROAD SIGNS I


Henry The Eighth
Prince of Friskers
Lost Five Wives
But Kept His Whiskers
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When You're Frisky
From Whiskey
Don't Drive 'Cause
It's Risky
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The Poorest Guy
In The Human Race
Can Have
A Million-dollar Face With
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The Whale Put Jonah
Down The Hatch
But Coughed Him Up
Because He Scratched
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Car in Ditch
Driver In Tree
Moon Was Full
And So Was He
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Diplomacy Is
To Do And Say
The Nastiest Things
In The Nicest Way
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Does Your Husband Misbehave
Grunt and Grumble
Rant and Rave
Shoot The Brute Some
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If You Must Sample
Her Pucker Paint
Better Drive
Where Traffic Ain't
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Said Juliet
To Romeo
If You
Won't Shave
Go Homeo
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The Answer To
A Maiden's
Prayer
Is Not A Chin
Of Stubby Hair
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Don't Lose Your Head
To Gain A Minute
You Need Your Head
Your Brains Are In It
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Around The Curve
Lickety Split
Beautiful Car
Wasn't it!
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Famous Last Words
Bright Lights That Shine
If You Won't Dim Yours
I Won't Dim Mine
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A Peach Looks Good
With Lots of Fuzz
But Man's No Peach
And Never Was
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There's Hardly
A Man That's Now Alive
Who Passed On Hills
At Seventy-five
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If U Don't Know
Whose Signs These Are
U Can't Have Driven
Very Far
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Train Approaching
Whistle Squealing
Pause
Avoid That
Run Down Feeling
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You'll Love Your Wife
You'll Love Her Paw
You'll Even Love
Your Mother-in-law
If You Use
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The Chick
He Wed
Lead Out a Whoop
Felt His Chin And
Flew The Coop
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Grandpa's Beard
Was Stiff And Coarse
And That's What
Caused His
Fifth Divorce
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Ben
Met Anna
Made a Hit
Neglected Beard
Ben-Anna Split
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He saw the train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
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They never take it off the report when we make it right so why should we take it off the docket when they do?

I'm not following you around posting, but this is truly funny!!!

I can't believe people were able to concentrate on the road, from reading these signs!!!

LOL..........
;-)