On the far left side.... the lights where left on, the door open and heater running. The coke machine is empty. The coffee pot.. sheez and the fridge OMG steeench..I see the grinches green milk..or is that OJ..hmm..
Ya know come in here ta relax and all the pillas have cat hair on them..the ones on the floor anyway, popcorn all over the couches..and who took the dern coffee table..

On the far right side.... saw the Hooters magezine in the john...who got the card???oh never mind I see the card, it fell out of some ones pocket..hmmm whos B Hibbs??? well I'll just leave it on the counter.
Who sprayed "GO COWYBOYS" all over the suggestion box? thats gunna start something geez..and some one left a folder on the desk..lets see..hmm
oh some ones writting a new book kewl.."CA Catching it in the Rye". have ta get me one..

Moral of the story..:: if your to far to the left, or to far to the right..know what you have done...YOU"VE GONE TO FAR