Just As Evil

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  1. EdG

    EdG Well-Known Member

    ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM AXIS OF 'JUST AS EVIL'

    Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form Axis of Somewhat Evil; Other Nations Start Own
    Clubs

    Beijing -- Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil,"
    Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
    Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North
    Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

    Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having,
    for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil...in their
    dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're
    the best evil... best at being evil... we're the best."

    Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although
    they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told
    us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

    "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
    Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you
    had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three.
    And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool."

    THE AXIS PANDEMIC

    International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
    within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed
    to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs.
    Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the Axis of Somewhat Evil,
    forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the Axis of Occasionally
    Evil, while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the Axis of Not So
    Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.

    With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up,
    Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the Axis of
    Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the
    Olympics; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the Axis of Nations That Are
    Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America.

    While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun
    of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected
    the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay,"
    accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from
    Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

    Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately,
    world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
     
  2. Dani

    Dani Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the laugh. It made my day. :)

    Dani
     

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