The Organist.

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  1. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    THE ORGANIST. >
    > The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how
    > he was going to, after the worship service, ask the
    > congregation to come up with more money than
    > they were expecting for repairs to the church
    > building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the
    > regular organist was sick and a substitute had
    > been brought in at the last minute.
    >
    > The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's
    > a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But
    > you'll have to think of something to play after I
    > make the announcement about the finances." During
    > the service, the minister paused and said,
    >
    > "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty;
    > the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected,
    > and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can
    > pledge $100 or more, please stand up." At that
    > moment, the substitute organist played "The
    > Star-Spangled Banner."
    >
    > And that is how the substitute became the regular
    > organist!
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    > HYMNS FOR ALL THINGS
    > The Dentist's Hymn:.....................Crown Him with Many
    Crowns
    > The Weatherman's Hymn..............There Shall Be Showers of
    > Blessings
    > The Contractor's Hymn:............... The Church's One Foundation
    > The Tailor's Hymn:....................... Holy,Holy, Holy
    > The Golfer's Hymn:....................... There's a Green Hill
    Far
    > Away
    > The Politician's Hymn:................... Standing on the
    Promises
    > The Optometrist's Hymn:.............. Open My Eyes That I Might
    See
    > The IRS Agent's Hymn:................. I Surrender All
    > The Gossip's H ymn:.. ...................Pass It On
    > The Electrician's Hymn:..................Send The Light
    > The Shopper's Hymn:.................... Sweet By and By
    > The Realtor's Hymn:.......................I've Got a Mansion,
    Just
    > Over the Hilltop
    > The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
    > The Doctor's Hymn:...................... The Great Physician
    >
    > AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
    > -----45mph....................G od Will Take Care of You
    > -----55mph.......... ........ Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
    > -----65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
    > -----75mph....................Nearer Still Nearer
    > -----85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
    > -----95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
    > -----Over 100mph...........Precious Memories
    >
    > Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace
    > to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass
    > it on to other folk.
    >
    >
     

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