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Mist · #1 (**permalink**) 10.03.2001, 17:07

I know this belongs on the other board but I just had to post it here:
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Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him
prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages
to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the CIA, Rangers, Seals or whoever covertly
capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital
and have surgeons quickly perform a complete
sex change operation.
Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan
to live under the Taliban.
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Mist

GEORGE · #2 (**permalink**) 10.03.2001, 17:13

Some news program said "IF THEY KILLED HIM, WHO WOULD REPLACE HIM"???
Maybe someone WORSE???

MikeB · #3 (**permalink**) 10.03.2001, 17:16

I guess I am missing something since Osama obviously has no balls. A man doesn't run and hide in tunnels like a rat. Heh...
BTW, goto http://bushfordummies.com and look at the Bush Bin Laden picture....funny!

Hope · #4 (**permalink**) 10.03.2001, 17:48

My boyfriend calls him "O'slimey been Hidin'".

dlo64 · #5 (**permalink**) 10.03.2001, 17:55

Hey if he believes in suicide terrorism out of belief in religion and that by doing so you will live such a great afterlife, why hasn't he committed any suicide missions? Instead he hides underground and in tunnels. He tells these guys that carry out these unspeakable acts that there will be seventy two virgins waiting for them on the other side. If that's the case why doesn't he just blow himself up. It doesn't make sense.

I'll bet those that committed these acts had a rude afterlife awakening when they arrived in hell!