Q. Who was the greatest creditor in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Doc P.S. Alright, alright, it's not funny. Leave me alone.
You know what? I think that this is the first post that actually made me smile this morning. Thank you!!! I must admit that this board has become depressing to me lately, but it's moments like this that keep me addicted.
Who was the smallest man in the Bible? Saint Peter. It says that he slept upon his watch. What kind of an automobile were the 12 apostles in? Honda. It says that they were all in an accord. What did Noah do with his two bees? He put them in an arkhive. What is the only state mentioned in the Bible. Arkansaw. He looked out of the ark and saw.
Bill, you posted Bible jokes that have nothing to do with credit. I think you missed the point, lol. Doc
True. Plus we need to prevent credit card love handles. And the best way to accomplish that? Exercise your credit. Doc P.S. I figured Creditwork would appreciate this post.
I did. I like that credit love handles, how creative? You should be in advertising. LOL www.creditsense.com
My daughter told me one today. She is 5, and usualy her jokes make no sence and are so stupid they make me laugh. This one was kinda cute though. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?..........He was feeling crummy. OK maybe I only thought it was cute....here is one about credit (not here joke) There was an old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelery to city and sell it," was the response. "What have you got for collateral?" "Don't know collateral." "Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" "Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup." The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?" "Yes, I have a horse." "How old is it?" "Don't know, has no teeth." Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off. "What are you going to do with the rest of that money?" "Put in tepee." "Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked. "Don't know deposit." "You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it." The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for collateral?"
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