Credicorp! Hehehehehehehe!

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by DaveLV, May 30, 2002.

  1. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    Credit Provider: Credicorp Inc.
    Account Status: Pre-Approved
    Member Status: Pending
    Credit Limit: $10,000.00
    Interest Rate: 12% APR
    Office Use: 2VQH VFR WECW
    Bank Affiliation: None
    *Applicable Law: Nevada
    Approval Expires: 06/17/02
    Approval Number: 0514-896-0001



    Congratulations DaveLV,

    Even if you have previously been turned down by Visa or Mastercard, you have been pre-approved for a gold card membership with a $10,000.00 credit limit valid exclusively toward all credit purchases from credit provider.

    * Mail your $29.95 annual fee by check or money order by June 17, 2002 along with this notice for immediate activation.

    Failure to do so may result in termination of your eligibility. Make check or money order payble to Credicorp Inc.

    Sincerely,
    Robert J. Armstrong
    New Accounts Manager

    P.S. Full details of your membership benefits will be included with your new gold card. If you are not completely satisfied, you have a 60-day refund of money guarantee.


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    I'm still laughing. This made my day.
     
  2. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    Oooooooo! There is a business reply envelope! What should I put into it to mail back to them that won't get me into trouble with the postal authorities?
     
  3. SisterGirl

    SisterGirl Well-Known Member

    Oops....looks like mass mailing time(I can't wait to get home from work...LOL).

    Sister Girl
     
  4. SisterGirl

    SisterGirl Well-Known Member


    Get one of those checks that are in a new wallet when you buy it.

    Signed.....Just A.Fool(snicker).

    Sister Girl
     
  5. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

  6. SisterGirl

    SisterGirl Well-Known Member

    Know what ????

    I work around the corner from these clowns & I can ASSURE you they are working from a warehouse.

    I happen to work in the hospital district & we are seperated by I-35.

    Sister Girl
     
  7. Nave

    Nave Well-Known Member

    LOL DaveLV.

    Bank affiliation:None - Hahahaha

    If NOT completely satisfied, you have a 60-day refund of money guarantee! Hahahaha Sure 60 day refund of money...how much money? well 36 cents thats how much. :))

    Thanks for making me smile :)

    -Peace, Dave
     
  8. charlieslex

    charlieslex Well-Known Member

    DaveLV, Once I filled a box with about 10 pounds of junk and taped the BR letter on top of it. The runner doesn't know any better than to accept it and it costs about 2X normal postage. The company kept sending me offers that I kept sending them a letter to stop in the BR envelope. They stopped after they got the box. The USPS doesn't care. You aren't doing anything wrong. Charlie
     
  9. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Dave - can I call them and see if they'll upgrade me to the Platinum?

    aarroooooo - dogman
     
  10. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    They stopped after they got the box - hehehehe!
    dogman
     
  11. QUEEN_BEE

    QUEEN_BEE Well-Known Member

    What is 'BR'?
     
  12. charlieslex

    charlieslex Well-Known Member

    BR- Business Reply Charlie
     
  13. beckyboo

    beckyboo Active Member


    insert one of those "have you seen me?" cards that you get in the mail, or how about a Providian application? use the providian envelope for cap1 preapproved, oh and dont forget to seal the envelope with the "gold" sticker. fill each and every BR envelope that you get with someone elses junk mail if every one did it it would be pretty funny. poor postal workers,the'll be going....postal


    beck
     
  14. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    Well, I've decided what I am going to send them back in their business reply envelope. Sorry -- no one here won the prize.

    I think the best thing to do is to print out all of the bad articles and BBB reports I can find on the web about Credicorp, stuff those into the envelope and send it on its way.

    What do you think?
     
  15. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    People have sent ads for pizza, dry cleaning, car wash, etc...STUFF IT GOOD...
     
  16. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    Heh -- I think I'll print out a copy of this thread too!
     
  17. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    I also like the NEGATIVE PRESS deal...
     
  18. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    Find anything and everything you can about them...STUFF THE ENVELOPE WITH IT!!!
     
  19. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    Everyone: Post your personal message to Credicorp here in this thread. I'll print out your sentiments and include them in their reply envelope along with all of the bad press I can find about their company.
     
  20. DaveLV

    DaveLV Well-Known Member

    I guess I should set a limit -- I'll do the printing and mailing at 5pm Pacific time on 5-31-02.
     

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