Well, the ripe old age has finally arrived! Now I just need to figure out what other cards I should apply for. So many choices, so little time.
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Matty, Happy Birthday to yoooouuuu. Just think now you can buy tobacco products (which I don't suggest). You can vote. You can go clubbing. The country can draft you. If you commit a crime, you're more likely to go to the pen instead of the juvenille detention center. Oh yeah, and you can apply for CCs. Happy 18th! Dani PS As you can tell a little too much coffee this morning.
Non-alcoholic clubbing that is...or, if you were in Texas and a few other states, you could hang out at the, ahem, Gentlemen's Clubs--so long as they take everything off because those clubs don't have liquor licenses, er, so I hear. You can also play the lottery, Get married without your parents permission, Write your own excuse notes if you're still in high school (I knew people who did that), BUT you still can't buy booze, not even on a military base, can't rent a car from the big boys like Hertz, Avis etc unless your company has an agreement (you do have other options like Alamo or Dollar I think), go to certain clubs that cater to the "older, mature crowd" and thus require patrons to be 26 or older, and if a few people have their way, you wouldn't be able to buy cigarettes until you're 21
jonesing is EXACTLY right, so don't you forget it. Ten things he left out: -- You can't join AARP. -- You can't get the Senior Discount at McDonalds. -- You can't claim to have the lock on wisdom. -- You can't fly to the moon without a rocketship. -- You can't expect your dogs to remain healthy in the absence of food. -- You can't sail 100 miles sans the aid of a mechanical device. -- You can't experience a multi-day round of sheer ecstasy. -- You can't inhale through your butt. -- You can't pretend to be an adult anymore. -- You can't have an American Express Card. Ok, I was kidding about that last one. Sorry. Happy birthday. Doc
Matty- We've never communicated - but I've read all your posts and Doc's insightful comments and I feel that i've know you since you were just a kid... A very happy birthday to you, Matty
No, but he can exhale thru his butt. LOL!! Happy b-day Matty. Have fun and I wish you an instant approval!
