exercise

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by lbrown59, Apr 28, 2003.

  1. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    >It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one
    >minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
    >5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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    > My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she
    >s 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
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    > The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy
    >breathing again.
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    >I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a
    >pound. Apparently you have to go there.
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    >I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm
    >doing.
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    >I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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    >I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    >The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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    > If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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    >And last but not least:
    > I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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    > You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to
    >them!
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