Ban On "happy Dances"

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by PsychDoc, Oct 1, 2001.

  1. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    I am proposing that no "happy dances" be allowed anymore on CreditNet.

    Thank you.

    Curmudgeonly yours,

    Doc
     
  2. sam

    sam Well-Known Member

    bah humbug!!!


    :)
     
  3. Katco

    Katco Well-Known Member

    Remember this is the USA not Afghanistan. <w>
     
  4. dlo64

    dlo64 Well-Known Member

    Party pooper :-(
     
  5. lbowman

    lbowman Well-Known Member

    Why not?
     
  6. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Right!! no more dancing. :p
     
  7. RichGuy

    RichGuy Well-Known Member

    Doc,

    The title of your post should have included a question mark. (?)

    I don't believe the board is ready for what you have so judiciously proposed. One might as well try to ban congratulations.

    Ask yourself why people come to this board. One reason is undoubtedly the hilarity and frivolity exemplified by the "happy dance." Another would be the positive attention channeled through congratulatory remarks. Some people can't live without them. I have even been rebuked for not offering congratulations on some minor victory.

    This board, including all the cliques within it, can be considered a distinct subculture with its own symbols and rituals. Some people bow towards Mecca five times a day; others do the "happy dance." The "happy dance" is far less likely to turn deadly.
     
  8. Quixote

    Quixote Well-Known Member

    <with Artie Johnson's background music, (Veddy Interesting, But Stupid!)>

    Bah dah bump
    Bah Dah bump
    Bah Dah bump bah dah bump.
    BUMP!

    Doc, Who peed in your Wheaties?
     
  9. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Hellooooooooo?!! Anybody home??? Doc's post is a joke... meant to be funny and to draw funny comments.


     
  10. Saar

    Saar Banned

    I suspect the Doc can't dance.


    Saar
     
  11. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Doc,

    This is serious stuff. Do you now see what happens when you stay away from Credinet, in order to participate more fully in Real Life?? The people here no longer know how to relate to you!

    I, personally, think you need some help. Have you considered therapy?


     
  12. annie

    annie Well-Known Member

    Physician heal thyself! LOL!
     
  13. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Okay, if not therapy, then dancing lessons.

     
  14. Quixote

    Quixote Well-Known Member

    So now I'm the serious one? Wow! I guess my work here is done. ;)
     
  15. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Cereal killer!!
     
  16. Quixote

    Quixote Well-Known Member

    As we pause now to reflect on the short but tragic life of Doc's Wheaties, we ask ourselves, Why, Doc, Why?

    The answer, we all know, but can scarcely brave ourselves to admit is:

    And it's all because your Momma don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock n Roll!
     
  17. RichGuy

    RichGuy Well-Known Member

    Breeze,

    Who says my comments aren't funny? There are many forms of humor.
     
  18. Jim

    Jim Well-Known Member

    Richguy,

    This was hilarious - but then I am in a clique of 1 - me.

    Jim
     
  19. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Ritual profiling.

     
  20. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    Alas, breeze, Richguy, Saar, Quixote, Jim, Sam, Katco, dlo64, lbowman, and Annie, let me make a few points:

    1) The "happy dance" was outlawed in 7 different central asian republics during the last few years. We certainly don't want to endanger geopolitical alliances.

    2) Queen Elizabeth II discouraged several forms of "happy dancing" during her Annual Christmas Address during the late 1950s.

    3) They do the "happy dance" at Equifax everytime they pretend to verify derogatory tradelines.

    See my point?

    Doc
     

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