Re: Re: BBauer, Vets.help Nutcase is sound logic? Well, ok. I just could not resist this little joke A motorist is traveling down the highway and has a flat tire right in front of the county funny farm. He gets out of his car, opens the trunk, takes out the lugwrench and the jack, takes off the wheel and puts the lugnuts in the hubcap so he don't lose them. Another car comes by and hits the hubcap sending the lugnuts flying everywhere. The motorist is hopping mad, jumping up and down a cussing a blue streak. A nut on the other side of the fence asked what he was so mad about. The motorist screams out "Now what am I going to do. Its a long way to town to get more lugnuts" The lunatic on the other side of the fence said "Simple. Just take one nut off the other three wheels and put them on that one and go on into town." The motorist thinks about that and said "Hey you don't seem so crazy to me" The lunitic replied, "I might be in here for being crazy but I ain't in here for being stupid."