We here at CROOKS COUNTRY BANK are here to shaft you in any way we can and make you enjoy it. And if there is any way we can make your life more miserable please call one of our SARCASTIC CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS. They are here to screw you 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We at CROOKS COUNTRY BANK want to thank you for your business, and for allowing us the opportunity to shaft you in everyway known to man & woman. Our toll free number is 1-800-we-shaft, give us a call.
You are a living and breathing jerk!!!! I hope you all go to hell for the hell you give the rest of us.
No, I do not work for CCB. I work in the publishing industry. Perhaps you should re-read Bob's post (which was clearly sarcastic parody) an then the subsequent diatribe from Chriss and perhaps you will understand my earlier post on this subject better.
I wasn't really sure how one spelled "hissy fit" properly - it could of been "hissie" Sorry - just a bit of sarcasm
Yes John you can use it, and please show it to your co-workers, let them know what people think of CCB and there employees.
RE: your help=john from CCB John did think you could sucker everyone, with your plea "send me an e-mail." Get real, you need to find you a new job. CCB has you so brain washed it hurts. Besides does Rocco know your out of your cage.
Frankly, I see it as a "Chrissy fit" BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yeah I know I know shoot me but it just had to be said
Steven, that's hilarious!! I laughed my #$% off. You couldn't have made a better statement. Way to go I'm sure Chrissy laughted also, if not she needs to get a sense of humor.
They all have copies of the Kama Sutra at their desks....eventually they'll find a way to shaft you in which you will die.
