CCB our New Motto

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by BOB, Mar 31, 2000.

  1. BOB

    BOB Guest

    We here at CROOKS COUNTRY BANK are here to
    shaft you in any way we can and make you enjoy it. And if there is any way we can make
    your life more miserable please call one of our SARCASTIC CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS. They
    are here to screw you 24 hours a day 7 days
    a week. We at CROOKS COUNTRY BANK want to thank you for your business, and for allowing
    us the opportunity to shaft you in everyway
    known to man & woman. Our toll free number is
    1-800-we-shaft, give us a call.
  2. Chriss

    Chriss Guest

    You are a living and breathing jerk!!!! I hope you all go to hell for the hell you give the rest of us.
  3. Elise

    Elise Guest

    I thought it was pretty witty myself (and oh so true!)
  4. J. Edgar

    J. Edgar Well-Known Member

    I would suggest you get a sense of humor before you throw your next hissy fit.
  5. your help

    your help Guest

    Wonderful! may I use this? please visit:
  6. your help

    your help Guest

    When it comes to peoples credit, there is no sence of humor. Do you work (ahem..) for CCB?
  7. J. Edgar

    J. Edgar Well-Known Member

    No, I do not work for CCB. I work in the publishing industry. Perhaps you should re-read Bob's post (which was clearly sarcastic parody) an then the subsequent diatribe from Chriss and perhaps you will understand my earlier post on this subject better.
  8. Len

    Len Guest

    That's a little harsh!
  9. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    I wasn't really sure how one spelled "hissy fit" properly - it could of been "hissie"

    Sorry - just a bit of sarcasm :)
  10. gs

    gs Guest

    Yes John you can use it, and please show
    it to your co-workers, let them know what
    people think of CCB and there employees.
  11. gs

    gs Guest

    RE: your help=john from CCB

    John did think you could sucker everyone,
    with your plea "send me an e-mail." Get
    real, you need to find you a new job. CCB
    has you so brain washed it hurts. Besides
    does Rocco know your out of your cage.
  12. Steven Z

    Steven Z Guest

    Frankly, I see it as a "Chrissy fit"


    Yeah I know I know shoot me but it just had to be said :)
  13. BOB

    BOB Guest

    Steven, that's hilarious!! I laughed my
    #$% off. You couldn't have made a better statement. Way to go I'm sure Chrissy
    laughted also, if not she needs to get a sense of humor.
  14. Meredith

    Meredith Guest

    They all have copies of the Kama Sutra at their desks....eventually they'll find a way to shaft you in which you will die.
  15. Len

    Len Guest

    That is a chilling picture of Cross Country, Meredith. I know they read Machiavelli!

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