"Thank you for calling out technical Support Hotline. The longest we've ever kept anyone on hold was 19 and 23 minutes. If you break the record today, you win $10,000? Good luck!" http://www.glasbergen.com/images/85.gif
Thank you for calling out computer support customer service center. Please press one to hear why you can't talk to a human being. Please press two if you have purchased one of our products in the last 90 days and happen to have your customer number, credit card number, credit card expiration date, address, phone number, date of birth, and mothers madden name. Please press three to hear instructions on how to download our old, out of date, legacy software that we do not support any more. Please press four, to enter a contest to have a real computer tech support person call you back. Please press five to hear a recording of our latest press release that talks about how we are going to turn a profit this quarter because we cut our tech support staff in half. http://www.glasbergen.com/images/48.gif
