Computer Terms for Rednecks Backup -- What cha do when you runs across a skunk in the woods Bar Code -- Them's the fightin' rules at Bubba' beer barn Bug -- The reason you call in sick Byte -- What yer pitbull dun to cusin Jethro Cache -- Needed when you ya runs out of food stamps Chip -- Pasture muffins that you try not to step in Terminal -- Time to call the undertaker Crash -- When ya go to Juniors's party uninvited Digital -- The art of counting on yer fingers Diskette -- a female disco dancer Hardcopy -- the pictures you looked at when selecting tatoos Internet -- where cafeteria workers put their hair megahertz -- how yer head feels after 17 beers Mac -- Bubba's fav-o-rite fast food Modem -- what yer do when the grass gets too high Network -- Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line Monitor -- who keeps your grandpa John from sneaking out durning 7th grade class when the teacher's back is turned keyboard -- where you hang the keys to yer John Deer Video Game -- a white tail buck seen through a night scope gamestick -- what you poke a critter with to see ifin it's still alive
