Can you answer my questions ? I'm from Russia. I want open account in some bank and get credit (or debet) card for this task: One person in USA put regulary some cash on my account, then I get this cash through ATM-machine in Russia with my credit (or debet) card. Can anybody give me advise - where can I get this service? How much it will be cost ? What am I need to apply ? Please give me full information. P.S. About AEA international I'm already know Please resond here and on e-mail: alllove@fnworld.com
Provider wrote: ------------------------------- Can you answer my questions ? I'm from Russia. I want open account in some bank and get credit (or debet) card for this task: One person in USA put regulary some cash on my account, then I get this cash through ATM-machine in Russia with my credit (or debet) card. Can anybody give me advise - where can I get this service? How much it will be cost ? What am I need to apply ? Please give me full information. P.S. About AEA international I'm already know Please resond here and on e-mail: alllove@fnworld.com Dear Pravda, Your search is over! We would be delighted to enroll you in AFDC, Aid to Foriegners with Dumb Cwestions. Here is how it works: we choose foreign vagabonds, miscreants, and ne'er-do-wells and give them money, for free. We open checking accounts for them here in the USA. We deposit monthly in the account a sum of their choosing and send them the checks and check card so that they may withdraw the funds we have provided. Now, stingy conservatives may ask; what is the point of subsidizing foreighners whom we do not know and have in no way earned or deserve the subsidy we provide. Well, judging by your request Pravda, I think you know what the answer is. We simply have too much money here in America! It is piling up like garbage in New York City during the sanitation workers strike! We are trying to find ways of relieving ourselves of this glut! And since we have already raised taxes, what else could be better than simply to send some of it, as much as you want, to Russia. We hope we can do for Russia what we have done with our own welfare population. Do Svedanya!
You'll be happy to know that we have made a dent in this excess money problem. Last Friday the stock market laid a big egg and that did manage to get rid of some of it. It's all those looney people who bid up Internet Stocks and dot-coms to such dizzying prices for companies that have yet to turn a dime in profit that are to blame. Just a few more days of this and all of the excess money will be gone and we won't need to be bothered with shipping it off to Russia. They'd probably just do something silly like buy food and blankets with it anyhow.
Michael Milken wrote: ------------------------------- "They'd probably just do something silly like buy food and blankets with it anyhow." If our experience with welfare is any guide, far more likely they would buy booze, drugs, color TVs, used luxury cars, and start making babies at the first sign of puberty.
Here's some advise for all NON U.S. RESIDENTS. 1. APPLY FOR A TAX PAYER I.D. NUMBER (Download the form at www.irs.gov) 2. Get a U.S. Address 3. The Following Banks will grant you credit with the above requirements (secured Credit) A. Bank of America B. Chase C. Citibank Real Easy I've done it!
