CREDIT CARD STORE - Immediate...

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by dogman, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    credit and you walk out with a card.

    I wonder WHY there are not credit card stores?

    CONCEPT -
    Union Square, Downtown San Francisco - or any city

    Nice contemporary - but small efficient floor space, and several comfortable, private customer alcoves...

    I sit down at the contemporary desk, and a Dogman
    Credit REP will ask you what sort of card you would like. The DOGMAN Credit Company has contracts with 100 banks.

    I decide I want an AMEX GOLD.
    The DOGMAN Credit Company works off of FICO
    when the customer comes in.

    When the customer enters his FICO - 43 cards come up....
    Dogman customer selects his AMEX Gold.

    The customer then pays the DOGMAN Credit Company a $25 fee for processing.

    ----

    The REP goes to the computer in a private area - punches AMEX Accts - receives new code - passes data to printing machine in basement across street.

    In 10 minutes, the CARD is presented to the customer.

    No One walks away without an immediate card. Additionally, an email is sent to your email address which contains all LOGIN info for your website accounting - B y the time you drive home, your acct mgmt section on the web will be automatically activated.

    ARE MULTIPLE CARDS ALLOWED?
    Of course, but there is the one time $25 fee for each card issued.

    Q: "Can I get a VISA, Mastercard, Diners, JCB, AMEX, and Fingerhut card?"
    A: "The Fingerhut Card is no longer available."
    LOL...

    hmmm.....

    why all this waiting crap?

    Currently DOGMAN Credit Company is in negotiations for immediate bank ATMs - and I expect to grow into birth certifcates and green cards within Phase 2.

    Have a cocktail - what cards do you like?

    aarrf - dogman
     
  2. vanili

    vanili Well-Known Member

    hehe :)
     
  3. PIMA

    PIMA Active Member

    LOVE IT! How about the option of a one time membership fee that allows unlimited applications for a year?
     
  4. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    7-10 DAYS IS TOO LONG...but I have waited for 45 days to find out I was DENIED...

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START YOUR BUSINESS???
     
  5. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Hi PIMA - yes, under the DOGMAN Credit Store customer satisfaction guidelines, there is not limit to the number of inquiries - and successful completions - as one wants.

    ***
    The DOGMAN Group offers customized color and design for ALL CARDS. If a customer qualifies for a low limit or low level card, the customer can choose what level color he wants the card to show, and to some extent the name of the bank.

    EX: You qualify for a starter card but know you want to use the card at a restaurant. Once you have your acct number, we will print your card in Plat, Titanium,
    and under many BRAND NAMES* of your choice.

    Want all your cards in Platinum for that Coach wallet?
    There is a multi card discount....
    Ask your DOG....

    REMEMBER - everybody leaves with their card in hand and their e-account already activated.

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    Additionally, your privileges are welcome DOGWIDE - at all DOGMAN CREDIT Stores everywhere. Feel free to shop at SAKS in Union Square in downtown SF, then commute on the way home and pick up your Pulaski State Bank 4% GOLD VISA across the street before you walk in......Hop to Emeryville Mall, and grab your DINERS/Carte Blanche on the way into CompUSA.

    Stop by the DOGMAN Group - have a capppucino and get a strong credit line - IMMEDIATELY.

    800 - AAA - RRFF


    dm
     
  6. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Q: Can I get a PurplePPPPPPP card from MarkLA bank?

    A: There have been delays, but the PPPPPPPPPP
    card may soon be available."


    aarrfff - dogman
     
  7. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    If I fly all the way DEN-SFO...I BETTER GET A PEPSI!!!

    You better be able to MATCH or BEAT my HIGHEST limit...

    :)
     
  8. jonesing

    jonesing Well-Known Member

    Well that "store" actually happened--on a much smaller scale.

    Boscov's is a general Sears/Mervyn's/Kohl's type of department store. They had a brand new store open up near here a few months ago. Of course there were the usual balloons, hot dogs and clowns...and not just the ones pushing you to apply for a store credit card ;-)

    Anyway, the twist on the instant credit applications: you apply at any of the credit desks throughout the store, they enter your info into a computer terminal, if you're approved (most people were) then you go upstairs with your temp card and turn it in at the instant credit counter where they print a new card for you on the spot!
     
  9. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Re: CREDIT CARD STORE - Immediate..

    HEHE
    Dog - the PPP (Purple Platinum Prestige) card will soon be available nationwide - we've been bought out by a well known internet bank that has a picture of a cute yellow umbrella on its web site (cough)
    more details in the next few days

    :)))

    Yours,

    Mark LA
     
  10. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Re: CREDIT CARD STORE - Immediate..

    GEORGE - when the client relaxes in the heated massaging reclining leather Recaro seats, we display ALL OFFERS AVAILABLE GLOBALLY.

    With your credit scores, you probably will have 100 cards immediately vying for you. DOGMAN Group displays a simple comparison on a wall size high definition display. Click on what you what, and you will build your dream card - or click the "ALL' box and take them all home.

    We are DEVELOPING DOG - PARTIALS*

    After doing the comparison, you may decide JCB has the best balance transfer - click JCB - BT - PART
    Bank One has a 0% for 5 yrs cash - click that option
    CASH back on AMEX - click that option

    The CARD with be printed in THIRDS>
    Left 2 Right

    JCB/Bank ONE/AMEX - each third of the card will be in the logo of the issuer.
    There is a processing limit of 3 brands per chosen card but we expect enhancements to allow up to 24 BRANDS on our new line of SMARTBONE CARD - watch for more information../..


    aarrff - dogman

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  11. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    I wonder why they issued the paper card to take upstairs to get the plastic? I gather so the customer could shop immediately...
    interesting...

    aarrff dogman
     

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