Dear IRS

Here is a cute one.


Dear Taxmen/women:

Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached article from the February 8, 2001 USA Today
newspaper which serves as my Year 2000 Tax guide.

In the article, you will see that the Pentagon pays $171.50
for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to
$3429.00.

Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it
to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a 1.5
inch screw. (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 each
1.5 inch Phillips head screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I
look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
J. Smith