>It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one >minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional >5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. > > > My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she >s 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. > > > The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy >breathing again. > > > >I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a >pound. Apparently you have to go there. > > > >I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm >doing. > > >I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. > > >I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. > > >The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. > > > > If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. > > > >And last but not least: > I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. > > > You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to >them! > > > > >
