Geico does not do any of their own dirty work. I have it from sources deep inside that they farm out all their BLACK OPS to none other than Choicepoint. If one had truly pissed off someone at Geico, you would not find a dead lizard at your back door, but the head of a gekko in your bed. It really isn't as effective as the horse's head they got the idea from, but insurance types tend to be unimaginative. Gib
black helicopters Does Geico have the silent black helicopters too? You know it's a government conspiracy, right?
Wow!! I used to work with GEICO, but I guess they keep their black ops knowledge for actual employees!! Hi, roybean!
This story might seem to suggest exactly that. You see while the gov't isn't supposed to legally be able to spy on it's citizens domestically, there is no law stopping them from buying the information from companies that do. Gib
Now listen, don't get me started on this topic because before the issue of the many rights we are losing as of lately became a hotly debated topic, I have always believed that the government only tells us what they want us to know and let us think that we know. Come to think of it, I did have a dog that seemingly lost her mind; do you supposed they drugged my dog with some sort of hallucinogen. We might all be in the Matrix for that matter and CAs are agents sent to bring us back into the mainframe.
I don't know, but this thread was actually started many years ago in response to a thread where a woment thought that either a CA or CRA killed her puppy. I'll find it and bump it for you.
Well maybe it wasn't EXPERIAN who did the turtle. Maybe it was really Equifax. You know Choicepoint was originally their company don't you? If you refer back to the first page of this thread, you will see what happened when I disputed an old address with EQ. Gib
And where the hell is MarkiePoo anyway? I sure as hell hope he hasn't gotten into it with that Experian lady again. Gib
It's all a conspiracy (theory aka Mel) and the government is behind our pets being drugged and kidnapped and who knows what else. That's what this has to do with the dead turtle. We need to get to the bottom of this and therefore we must educate ourselves about Geico's clandestine operation, so our mission [should we chose to accept it] is to seek out the culprits and destroy it. Hell, I figured if Latwanna can trip like that why can't we all?
Gib, Mark was here Wednesday. I don't know what he's up to, but should we impose some sort of sactions for not keeping track of things here? Now I'm starting to wonder if that turtle was neglected. (See, it comes back to the turtle.)
roybean, sounds good to me. OK, does everyone think we should accept this mission of understanding what the conspiracy really is?
I just decided I needed something sweet, so I ate a piece of Dove chocolate, the ones that have a Promises(R) message inside. This one simply said "Hey, why not?" I take that as a sign that we are to undertake this mission.
ROFLMAO Should you chose this mission and you are caught the agency will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck!
Hey, we should all be in this together. I'm learning about managing teams. This requires teamwork. Expect your assignments to come by some surreptitious means such as exploding sunglasses or movies. I expect you to accept your assignments and proceed accordingly.
I can't believe this didn't get bumped on the 4th anniversary of Mark's beloved pet's demise. It's a bit late, but condolences on the 4th anniversary of your loss Mark.
