Experian Killed My Turtle!!!!

[singing] Sweet dreams are made of this..... who am I to disagree.....[/singing]

 

LOL! Envisioning with you.

 

Dead turtle's are not funny

 

Who says dead turtles aren't funny? I wonder if Experian would mind doing something about these moles in my yard? *Thumbing thru my report to find something to complain about worth a hit man!*

 

NOW I KNOW -

Our OEM security on the Yukon is misbehaving. It won't let us start the darn thing on occasion for 30-45 minutes (usually I am a. running late or b. in a not so nice place to be stranded).

Its the Experian Poltergeist!

 

Well, I hate to cause controversy here, but let us all look at THE FACTS....
MarkLA's turtle was ALONE, outside, UN-SUPERVISED. How old was this turtle in question? What was the neigborhood like? What was the weather that day? When had the "caring" owner last checked on his beloved pet? Were it's shots up to date? Did it get along well with the other turtles on the block? The cats? It's quite possible that MarkLA is quick to point the finger at Experian, perhaps to ease a guilty concience? Let's all think about this people, before we begin to cast stones and blame all of our mis-haps on poor ole Experian. I'm not saying that they are NOT responsible, but the evidence is purely circumstancial.
Anna

 

This thread is hilarious!
Wolverene - You could attach a CRRR letter to your husky and send her to deliver it at Experian. Another thread said they were hiring. If they don't kill her, maybe they'll put her on the phones and she can put all that cheerfulness of hers to work! I'm sure she'll send all the money home to you to keep your credit cards paid down, hehe.
All kidding aside - I'm keeping a really close eye on my cat....

 

This wouldn't happen to be the same turtle wanted for leaving the scene of an accident, would it?

It seems the turtle sideswiped a snail. When the police got there and asked the snail how it all happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

Maybe this was post traumatic stress from the accident...

 

The TRUTH will cost you one turtle.

 

No, No, No.

haven't you all seen the bugs bunny where bugs hires his mafia bunny friends to make "sure" he beats the turtle. That's what happened. and if anyone else tells you otherwise. . .they're a lying turtle, capeche.

 

Mark LA,
Why are you refusing to answer my questions about the care and supervision of your turtle? Did this turtle have a name? Or did you just lovingly call it "It"? What did It's diet consist of? Do you have any photos of It? Are you having problems with your plumbing today?
Anna

 

Mark LA - You seem to be quick to point the finger at Experian, but you are ignoring many others with very strong motives: all of the CC companies you weren't applying to when you were on the application wagon. They're obviously trying to disrupt your inner peace to drive you into applying for MORE CREDIT. Whose pre-approved offer have you turned down lately, hmmm?

 

Will there be a memorial service held for this turtle?

 

I, believing that all Experian does is completely 100% correct accurate and by the book, have to point the finger at the real killer of the turtle! Who was the OC for the purchase of the turtle? It is ALWAYS the OC's fault! Just ask Experian!

 

I think my cats read CN and read this post specifically.

I woke up this morning and they had the door barricaded and are carrying miniature Ouzis....

(they also held me up for Salmon instead of Chicken this morning....)

Mommy2cats