Experian Killed My Turtle!!!!

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by Mark LA, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. javan

    javan Well-Known Member

    LMAO - Mark, gotta love you man!! Your Hilarious!
     
  2. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    (blush)
    aw shucks :)
     
  3. Mommy2cats

    Mommy2cats Well-Known Member

    Hmmmm.... will you buy my book on Amazon if I help you reach 1,000?

    Mommy2cats
     
  4. trina

    trina Well-Known Member

    Yep, I fell for it...

    If I reply 10 more times do I get a cookie (Mrs. Fields, please)?


    I love this board ;-0

    Trina
     
  5. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    sure mom2cat
    which book?
     
  6. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    And this board loves you (sniffle :)
     
  7. psp in nm

    psp in nm Well-Known Member

    All you guys and gals are such a scream!! (Be sure to put a flower on the turtles grave)!! Those belly laffs are good for the soul!! Keep 'em coming!!
     
  8. ingenue

    ingenue Well-Known Member

    Was it a hardshell turtle or a softshell?

    -ingenue
     
  9. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Lady Bracknell: "The shell is immaterial, Mr. Worthing"
     
  10. jafsheart

    jafsheart Member

    Turtles, I love turtles.................
     
  11. Quixote

    Quixote Well-Known Member

    With a squeeze of lime...mmmmm... Tough to peel though... Those little Tupperware peelers don't cut it...
     
  12. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Makes a fine soup. :)
     
  13. anna

    anna Well-Known Member

    Everyone knows that when a baby pet is given as a gift at Christmas, they are very cute, and loved----UNTILL they begin to grow, the owner returns to his post-Christmas routine, etc... the pet is then a responsibilty, another mouth to feed, an annoinance. Soon, the owner may not even be aware of It's whereabouts, as long as It isn't bothering him. One day, the pet turns up dead. Then, and only then, does the owner begin to think about what went wrong, even pointing the finger at the most rediculious suspects. I'm sure Breeze hit the nail on the head. What was served at Mark LA's table on Christmas? what did the appitizer consist of? Once again, I have to say that there's more to this sad story than meets the eye.
    Anna
     
  14. MiamiBlues

    MiamiBlues Well-Known Member

    Maybe EX served turtle soup at their office Christmas party. Makes sense since they did kill the turtle.
     
  15. Platinum

    Platinum Well-Known Member

    I now believe that they killed your turtle because they killed my CITI with $14,000 CL and $0 balance which caused my score to drop for 27 points. Yeah Mark LA, they are murders...
     
  16. LKH

    LKH Well-Known Member

    Have you ever had green turtle soup? Seriously. They make it in Mexico. It is great.
     
  17. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Anna!

    I have just gotten around to reading your malicious, acrimonious, rancorous nasty post.
    i can't believe what you are insinuating - after ALL I've been through!!!

    I LOVED that turtle more than LIFE itself!
    and yes - I AM WILLING to TESTIFY - under oath - so help me G-d!

    Anna - c'mon now - we all KNOW that Experian KILLED my turtle,
    Why can't you just accept that fact and we can all go back to living our lives and no one (else) gets hurt?

    All my love,

    Mark LA
     
  18. dep_tx

    dep_tx Well-Known Member

    Anna I am ashamed of your post! Mark is a victim and you lay into him. Not just the poor turtle was hurt on that day; Experian doesnâ??t kill all of its victims. I am so tired of people attacking the victim of heinous crimes to diminish the act itself.

    Anna you should be ashamed!
     
  19. OnTheBayou

    OnTheBayou Well-Known Member

    .....what you say!!!!!!

    They can kill my credit (don't hav none), my score (0), but don't mess with my turtles, crawfish, possums, coons, aligators, an my mon chez amio!!!
     
  20. anna

    anna Well-Known Member

    Dear Mark LA,
    Thou doest protest too much.
    Love,
    Anna
     

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