Dear Anna, "Who steals my purse steals trash; 'tis something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been slave to thousands; But he that filches from me my good name Robs me of that which not enriches him, And makes me poor indeed" Love, Mark LA
Hey, I just found my fish floating upside down. I think Experian out a hit out on my fish since the dispute I sent them. I had better be careful, they may have a contract out on my cat as well........
Dearest Mark LA, JUST ADMIT THE TURTLE DIED FROM NEGLECT!!!! I promise you'll feel much better after your soul is self-cleansed. Then you can put this ugly episode behind you. You will learn a valuable lesson that you can reflect upon in the years to come. The first step is to admit it. Let's practice. "My name is Mark LA, and I killed my turtle." I still love you, Anna
Quite a few months has gone by since this was originally posted. Here's my dilemma: i would like to try, again, to get some hards off of Experian, However - at the moment, I do not have any pets in my household. Do you think I am putting myself in any danger? (Okay, okay, this was just a LAME excuse to bump this wonderfully hilarious, insightful and thoughtful thread. Yes, I'm that vain, Carly Simon, thank you very much
I just re-read this thread. I love the creative humor here. MarkLA - I want to know: Will you ever replace It-The-Turtle with a new pet, once your credit is clean?
Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! HI Marci!!!!!!!! how are you? (nice aprs on your cards btw - congrats! re your question: we've actually considered a parrot, in the hopes that the bird will be able to tell us exactly which cra agents are snooping around the house when we're at work. Call me crazy in an Anne Heche kinda way - but i have some serious concerns about Equifax lately (score dropped 20 points - 'too many bankcards" reason MYSTERIOUSLY pops up - even tho credit file didn't change at all. SOMEONE's looking to lower Mark LA's score - and i'm not gonna take it anymore! ))
Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! LOL well at least someone can joke about things around here "ROTFLMAO" good one we all need a good laugh now and then.
Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! Mark, thanks re the APR. A parrot sounds good. You ought to teach it how to say "I intend to file suit if you don't delete by this time tomorrow" - lol! Re Equifax - you know what GEORGE would say. RNG!!!!!!!
Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turt I think you should slap some postage on that dead turtle and CMRR it to Experian. Write a request for a new dispute on the turtle and then sue them when they don't get back to you within 30 days. PawMix
Oh By The Way A thief enters an empty house and starts looting. Suddenly he hears: "Jesus is watching you!". Undeterred he keeps going about his business. Then he hears again: "Jesus is watching you!'. Finally in one of the rooms he finds a talking parrot. Laughingly, he asks the parrot: "What's your name?". Parrot replies: "My name is God". The thief starts laughing and mutters to himself: "What kind of people would name a parrot God?". And the parrot replies: "The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus". PawMix
Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! ABOUT RNG...up 36 from yesterday...I STOLE SOME POINTS FROM SOMEONE!!! I can't say who!!!
Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! This is a riot!!! I hadn't seen it before, I was still reading old posts. GEORGE--Congratulations!! I hope you get another 100 points, but not from me, please. But if everyone gave you one point, look where you'd be!! I will pony up one point.
