Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! Where do you people find this stuff? Gives new meaning to the line of toys called "Hello Kitty"
Can't Raise a Turtle I think Annas on the right track here. ( to the tune of the new Nike commercial ) Jerry Seinfeld: Can't tell a joke. ... Marshall Faulk: Can't Catch Me. MC Hammer: Can't touch this. Mark LA: Can't raise a turtle. ... Lyle Lovet(sic?): Can't sing. Andre Agassi: Can't Volley. Mark LA: But I can sue Experian!!
Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! Quick google image searches on "psycho cat" and "Curiosity kills cat."
Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! i am humbled - and honored - that this delightful, quirky yet insightful post has been revived from the back pages of CreditNet. In all fairness, howewver, this post is an adaptation of an even older post. it all started here: http://consumers.creditnet.com/stra...=&threadid=852&perpage=20&pgnum=&pagenumber=1
Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! Further proof that the most entertaining lunatic is the sincere lunatic. The rest
Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed My Turtle!! Further proof that the most entertaining lunatic is the sincere lunatic. The rest of us are cheap imitations at best.
Experian Killed My Turtle!! Quixote - Doc diagnosis you with a psychotic disorder its in the "Ignore This" thread.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed mine too but - to be honest - i like this thread more for the responses than the original post: my all time favorite response was Gib's: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I called and asked Equifax to delete an old address. I drove by today and my mom's old house was gone ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ROFLMAO
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Experian Killed No arguing with that... Kinda has a Steven Wright ("I spilled some Spot Remover on my dog and now I can't find him" or "I saw a sign that sad Dip Ahead-- next thing I knew I was covered with guacamole") quality to it.
People, people ... you are supposed to be sad and depressed because of your CR/CC/BK/ETC problems. Showing your sense of humor here is just inappropriate thing to do ... However, after reading 115 postings, did I finally get it right - I should get a turtle, so I can ask Experian to do something for me? Keep up the good laugh ...
For some strange, inexplicable. unfathomable reason - everytime Rich Guy bumps the Puppy thread - I get this uncontrollable urge to bump the Turtle thread. Yes, it's war - between Puppy and Turtle. May the best mammal/reptile win
LOL, I was thinking about doing the same earlier Mark. edit: I think I found your turtle. Look like it is in the witness protection program at Club Med here. Gib
