Finally...a 'smart' blonde joke...

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs
to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the
loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car
is
parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and
everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde
for
using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the
bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy
to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother
to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies..."Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"