A: They need a map. Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: What do Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common? A: They wanted to know where the hell all of those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job? A: Foreign Ambassador. Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting. Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time." Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iran's fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Afghanistan and Iraqi bingo? A: B-52...F-16...A-10. Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their cave windows and see Rubble. Q: What is Afganistan's national bird? A: Duck.