Good for a few chuckles

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by breeze, Oct 10, 2001.

  1. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
    A: They need a map.

    Q: What do Afghanistan and Hiroshima have in common?
    A: Nothing, yet.

    Q: What do Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in
    A: They wanted to know where the hell all of those Tomahawks are coming

    Q: What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job?
    A: Foreign Ambassador.

    Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb in
    A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting.

    Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light
    A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

    Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iran's fighter pilots?
    A: You only have to teach them to take off.

    Q: How do you play Afghanistan and Iraqi bingo?
    A: B-52...F-16...A-10.

    Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
    A: Both may look out their cave windows and see Rubble.

    Q: What is Afganistan's national bird?
    A: Duck.

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