Hey Butch! Whatcha think?

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by dixidriftr, Mar 3, 2004.

  1. dixidriftr

    dixidriftr Well-Known Member

    Ok I been thinking there might be a way to sucker CA's and OC's into losing their rights upon settling debts. Sorta like psuedo purchasing or whatever. I have come up with a letter/settlment agreement and thought you might could help add some finishing touches amd/or help with the legal verbiage.

    Your name
    123 anywhere st
    finger, tx 55555

    july 10, 2004

    their name
    123 hell ave.
    reallyhotsville, fl 666666


    Re. Account #123456789


    Dear CA scumbags,

    This letter is an effort to amicably resolve the above account. It is not to be construed as an acknowledgment of my liability for this debt in any form.

    Currently I am willing to offer your company $_______________ as payment for this account.

    However, I will only remit said payment if CA scumbags agree to be bound the following terms and conditions as outlined on the rear of this letter.

    I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause CA scumbags, but due to the unscrupulous collection methods used by certain debt buyers/collection agencies, I feel it necessary to protect my best interests.

    If CA scumbags are agreeable to the terms and conditions on the rear of this page, please acknowledge with a signature of an authorized representative and return a copy to me. Upon receipt of this signed acknowledgment, I will promptly send you a money order or cashiers check in the amount stated above.

    Sincerely,


    Dixiedrifter


    *reverse page*

    Upon acceptance of payment from Dixiedrifter in the amount of $____________ for account #123456789, CA scumbags agrees to:

    1. Immediately cease all collection efforts in relation to the above account.

    2. Report the above account as having been satisfied to the credit bureaus within 30 days of receipt of payment, and after said 30 days has elapsed from the time of payment cease to communicate any information to the credit bureaus relating to the above account.

    3. Transfer any and all past, present, and future claims, rights, and/or ability to collect on the above debt that CA scumbags may possess in relation to the above account that was created by the original agreement between Dixiedrifter and OC Name, to Dixiedrifter upon receipt of above said funds.

    By signing below, CA scumbags agree to be bound terms and a condition set forth above and certifies that the individual signing below has the capacity to enter CA scumbags into such an agreement.


    Authorized Name:_________________
    (please type)

    Position:________________


    Signature:_______________
     
  2. jlynn

    jlynn Well-Known Member

    bumping

    I like it....alot!
     

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