You inspired me to come forward, as I should have done from the very beginning. I should've known my credibility would be questioned when I posted anonymously, and I wanted to clear the matter. Bill is sending me the $105 by tomorrow afternoon and we settled the matter amicably. I have nothing personal against him, just the handling of my matters via Creditwrench. However, we have mutually agreed to not air these problems in public, and I will bring the issue to a close to avoid adding to any flame wars.
And so you decided to add to it? You decided to add to what you abhor? I don't intend this to be a flame, or a put down of you, but if you went to a shoe store and bought a pair of shoes that had a hole in one of them would you take them back and ask for a refund or an exchange or would you immediately get a big sign calling them rip off artists and start parading up and down in front of their store without bothering to ask for a refund or an exchange? What would you do? If you bought a pair of shoes and got home and one of them had a hole in it would you go back to the store and demand a refund plus your time and gasoline to and from the store? How many stores do you think would do that? Not only give you your money back but your time and your gasoline to take the item home and then return it to the store later? If you owned a shoe store and somebody brought back a pair of shoes that you sold for say $70 and they brought them back pointing out the hole and they wanted $105 back for their time and gasoline or other expenses would you give it to them? I'm asking you straight forward questions here and not trying to get some flame war started with you or anyone else. I'd just like to hear your answers to those questions and I promise I won't use your answers to bash you in any way. And I don't want anyone to think that I'm taking this kind of an opportunity to bash or put down anyone else either. I'd just like your thoughts on the above questions and that should be the end of it without need for any further comments.
Happy birthday Roni Sorry to say, there isn't much happiness here in this forum. Just a lot of problems that desperately need solving.
Happy Birthday to you.... Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear Roni.... Happy Birthday to you! Go Roni...it's ya birthday... Get busy...it's ya birthday...
See there you go once again 5 paragraphs of total nonsense. Didn't you read mom left the boards, sad all these members are leaving
Bill, this is about shoes. This isnt about teeth. But here we go: If you go to the dentist and the dentist pulls the wrong tooth. ...................................... What would you do? Would you sue? Probably.....would you sue for the pain and suffering..... Probably....... This isnt 5 paragraphs but it is about as relevant to the topic as SHOES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HEEHEEHAW!
not total nonsense at all, Bailey. Every bit of it is relevant to what she commented on. No fluff, no huff, no puff, no BS
Roni. I'm sure you are right, but I wasn't trying to argue about anything. I wasn't trying to prove right or wrong. I wasn't trying to jump her case for her post And I specifically stated I wasn't interested in starting any more flamee wars over this issue. And I sure wasn't trying to pull any teeth
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was re-negotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. Differences such as: 1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." 2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit cup handy. 3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace. 4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen ..." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Wallace, on Martin and Labonte. On Rudd, on Jarrett, on Elliott and Petty." 5. "Ho, ho, ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I heer'd dat!" 6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back off". The last I heard it also had other decorations on the sleigh back as well. One is a Ford or Chevy logo with lights that race through the letters and the other is a caricature of me (Santa Claus) going wee wee on the Tooth Fairy. 7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other. 8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. 9. And finally, lovely Christmas songs have been sung about me like "Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer" and Bing Crosby's "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town." This year songs about Bubba Claus will be played on all the AM radio stations in the South. Those song titles will be Mark Chesnutt's "Bubba Claus Shot the Jukebox" and "Grandma Got Run'd Over by a Reindeer." Sincerely Yours, Santa Claus (member of North American Fairies and Elves Local 209)
