If Attorney's had brains... or Cross Examinations can be fun! Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, sir. Q: And you took your new wife? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Questions withdrawn... Q: And the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Now the defendent, did he kill you? Q: How many times have you committed suicide? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? http://www.memail.com/fotos/index.htm THE END ** *** ** LB 59 """""""""```~~~```'"""""""""
And it's true there shouldn't be an apostrophe. I don't know why people now think that an apostrophe makes a work plural. It actually makes it possessive. To make a word plural, you simply add an s in most cases.
Re: Re: If Attorney's had brains. So are you saying there is no connection between credit issues and lawyers and Attorneys the courts and credit issues aren't related?
Re: Re: Re: If Attorney's had brains. As much as I hate to reply to this thread and carry this thing on further I just couldn't stop myself. 'credit issues and lawyers and attorneys the courts and credit issues' (sic) are related. Lawyer jokes and credit issues are not related. Brett
Re: Re: Re: If Attorney's had brains. Lawyer jokes and credit issues are not related. Brett ========== How about credit jokes and credit? THE END ** *** ** LB 59