Ok, thought of this in the shower this morning (don't ask). I am constantly getting harassed at home and work by telemarketers wanting to send me a "free" gift. Usually I hang up on them, but it hasn't worked (yes, I've tried the "take me off your list" thing). So here's my plan: Whenever I get these calls, I'll act super excited and tell them I want my gift (toner pirates at work are the worst!). BUT, when they ask for my address, I'll give them my state AG's name and address. Wouldn't that be a hoot? Let me know what you think.