Instant Online Approval Guaranteed!

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by Mark LA, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Due to the fact that we ALL get such RUSH from applying online and seeing the beloved "CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE BEEN APPROVED" blablabla message - i've decided to create a "guaranteed approval" web site.
    Here's how it works. Y'all send me a deposit, let's say, oh, i dunno, $500. i'll take a mere 3% (just to cover expenses of course) and then you go onto the "guaranteed approval" web site - click in your details - and you will receive an INSTANT APPROVAL message for $485 - which i'll refund at any time you ask.
    i realize that this won't do much to help us rebuild our credit - but I'm sure it will put all of us in a better frame of mind - just to see that
    "CONGRATULATIONS You've been approved" message on your screen.
    Believe me - i'm not going to make much out of this deal - but - what can I say - I'm a giver :)
     
  2. ted75

    ted75 Well-Known Member

    The REAL QUESTION is....

    Do you report to all 3 bureaus???
     
  3. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Re: Instant Online Approval Guarant

    you know what - what the heck - we'll report to all the cra's.
    (hope you don't mind - however - we'll have to charge a $49 annual fee :)
     

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