What is the difference between prostitutes and collection agencies? Prostitutes quit screwing you after you have paid them.
That is funny..... A prostitute doesn't pad the amount you pay with interest. A prostitute is easy to find (on a corner), unlike a collection agent's true address. A night with a prostitute doesn't end up on your credit reports, just maybe the front page of the newspaper (if you're caught). I know these aren't funny, but I was on a roll..
I looked at my reply post again, and I saw something: I hope I didn't offend anyone by replying to off-color humor. I am nice, and I didn't mean to post anything or contribute to anything that would be considered off color. I apologize to anyone I offended.
I believe GEORGE was referring to the prostitute, not your joke. He was saying prostitutes are usually "nice" to you, unless you happen to be the type of person who likes them to be "mean" to you. You know what I'm talking about.
Hey, thanks, I saw jrjr35's post with the word 'off color' in it, and thought about what I had written I know it was all in fun, but I was worried in case I had offended anyone by helping contribute to it
What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A car salesman knows when they are lying. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Zero! They just make darkness a new standard.
