Top Ten Ways to Increase Your Chances of Getting Accounts Deleted During CHOD. 1. Begin all dispute letters with, Dear Santa. . . 2. Include a picture of your kitty by the x-mas tree. If the CRA rep likes kitties they may be more likely to delete your disputed account. 3. Avoid addressing any credit bureau representative as "The Grinch." 4. Write details of dispute in Scratch and Sniff hot chocolate scented ink. 5. Submit dispute letter with notarized hoof print of Rudolph the Reindeer. 6. Write each letter in silver crayon on red and green construction paper with multi-colored glitter around the edges. 7. Dear Macy's: Please send $1000 gift certificate for pulling my file without purpose. 8. Dear CRA: The number of sticks and coal rocks in your stocking will depend upon the number of accounts you verify. 9. Dear T.U. - You must respond to this dispute by December 10th or Christmas will be cancelled. You will be required to notify all children within 5 days. Promptly send your printed name and address to each child so they may prepare their class action lawsuit. 10. Sign each dispute letter: "Santa is Watching You!"
These are my FAVS!!! I think I really want to send 7, and heck 10 should get rid of my judgement during CHOD, ya know... just for kicks! LOL
