lawyer joke 2

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by techman, May 9, 2002.

  1. techman

    techman Well-Known Member

    Bill was getting married and was worried about introducing his family to his future in-laws. He called up his best friend and asked for some advice.

    So he tells his story. My fiancee's parents are Mr and Mrs good two shoes. How can I explain my somewhat odd family to them?

    My younger brother has been in jail 6 times, is a crook, a pervert, a thief and a liar. He also sells dope, cheats on his income tax etc.

    So, my question is: How do I go about telling my future inlaws that my older brother is a Lawyer.
     
  2. NanaC

    NanaC Well-Known Member

    I am so offended by this! I'm a lawyer and don't appreciate the joke.














    j/k
     
  3. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    GIRL TELLS HER PARENTS "I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS AND SOME BAD NEWS"...

    GIRL~~~"I just got engaged to a lawyer"

    PARENTS~~~"so what is the good news"
     
  4. Quixote

    Quixote Well-Known Member

    They've started using lawyers instead of lab rats for experiments because there's more of them and you get less emotionally attached.
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    Sorry NanaC. I can't help myself sometimes.
     
  5. NanaC

    NanaC Well-Known Member

    I am SO not a lawyer and so not offended! See the j/k? teehee
     

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