1. May 9, 2002 #1
   

   erik776 Well-Known Member

   What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
   
   A good lawyer knows the law.
   
   A great lawyer knows the judge.

    

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3. May 9, 2002 #2
   

   erik776 Well-Known Member

   What do you get when you cross an alligator with a lawyer?
   
   A litigator.

    
4. May 9, 2002 #3
   

   erik776 Well-Known Member

   Oxymoron
   
   "We have a slowing economic recovery." USA Today

    
5. May 10, 2002 #4
   

   mike101 Well-Known Member

   Researchers across the country are now using Lawyers for their experiments instead of white rats. When questioned about this change they gave thier reasons as follows.
   
   Lawyers are in better supply.
   You don't get as attached to the Lawyers.
   There are somethings that even a rat won't do.

    

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