A cowboy walks into a saloon and says "Hey, who owns the big >white stallion out front?" > >The Lone Ranger stood up and said, "I do why?" > >The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought >you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!" > >The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, >Silver was down about ready to die from heat exhaustion. The >Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was >starting to feel better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and >said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver, and see if you can >create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better." > >Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles >around Silver. > >Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned >to the bar to finish his drink. > >A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into th bar and asks, >"Who owns that big white horse outside?" > >The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong >with him this time?" > >The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,....... >**** >**** >**** >**** >**** >****"Nothin', but you left your Injun running." _______________________________________
