Most hysterical dispute reasons

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by slppryslp, Jun 29, 2002.

  1. slppryslp

    slppryslp Well-Known Member

    NanaC suggested this post after kiyi had gotten something off her credit report with the excuse "I'm naked!".

    Next time I'll have to try "My dog ate my credit card"
     
  2. Mommy2cats

    Mommy2cats Well-Known Member

    "I couldn't have opened that credit card account in 1999. My cats advised me on finances that year and they only would let me have a Friskies Visa...."


    Mommy2cats
     
  3. darkdoj

    darkdoj Well-Known Member

    In my last and final (before they stopped my ability to do so on said account), I disputed Genesis Financial (after disputing it 10X before) as "I didn't open this account, I was frozen by the military for research purposes for the last 60 years". Now you ask why did I chose 60 years? Because for about 6 months, Experian had my birthdate listed as if I was 80 years old. I even called up and told them over the phone when I was disputing the DOB that boy if I am 80 years old, I sure don't feel or look it. I told them that they should be reporting it to the Guiness Book of World records for the youngest looking 80 year old in the world.
     
  4. slppryslp

    slppryslp Well-Known Member

    Thats kind of like me, one report said my spouse was "college" I should have disputed with 'marry it?? Hell I don't even like it!!!
     
  5. NanaC

    NanaC Well-Known Member

    True one:

    Please correct the obvious error that follows, duh:

    "My name"
    Former name = "my husband's name"
    (No operations past nor pending)

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  6. Why Chat

    Why Chat Well-Known Member

    A friend who I was helping on some strange credit report items has a very common last name, first name Carol, one item was a medical bill, after sending validation request, got back that it was for ob services from delivery of baby 3 years ago, my friend is 78 and male.
     
  7. charlieslex

    charlieslex Well-Known Member

    darkdoj, Have you sued Genesis yet? What stage are you in? Charlie
     
  8. creditman

    creditman Well-Known Member

    Dear CRA, I a writing to dispute charges on my report,

    I could not have possibly had that credit card. I am frequently abducted by aliens. On one abduction, I was returned with no clothes. Of course I did not have my wallet either. When I return to the ship, I will have the commander write u a letter verifying my where-abouts. thx

    X-files member

    well- think I could get deletion??
     
  9. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    You mean medicare didn't pay the bill? How sleazy!

     

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