Some jokes just write themselves. I can see the bit on Leno now about this headline: Man dies in a vat of chocolate How about some punchlines of our own? Like "this takes the Death by Chocolate dessert at Bennigan's to a whole new level." C'mon, Creditnetters, submit your horribly inappropriate remarks now! Tragedy + Time = Comedy, and there's no time like the present! wajaba
This reminds me of the groom-to-be who went to a strip club on the night of his bachelor party and suffocated to death...apparently the stripper was giving him a lap dance and umm...her breasts got in the way. I feel really sorry for the bride. Can you imagine getting the phone call that your fiance died with a stripper's breasts in his face? If it was my husband, good thing he would be dead, because I would have killed him. Dani
