Workshop Faciliatator - Career Center IT job someday. Good pay to match my good credit, eventually!!!
Three words: Oracle Technical Support. Very true. If there were any justice, logic, and decency in the world, I would be paid sand dollars and bus tokens for the level of work that I do.
That's funny, I am a db designer consultant, oracle and sql. I think it's sad because we make such good money and we find ourselves having to fight such a stupid battle to get something as simple as our damn credit cleaned up. This is particularly heinous to me because in my job, if there is something wrong, we troubleshoot and fix it, and it's pretty clear how to do that. In this task, there is no clear cut way to formulate how to fix something, half of it seems to be luck and the other half sheer willpower. And interpreting the acts and laws - sheesh! Give me a good old stored proc problem or conversion project anytime!
I'd be willing to overhaul TU's databases pro bono, ERDs, stored procedures, everything (well, in exchange for a clean credit file, of course). I swear their whole systems architecture must consist of one giant Excel 5.0 spreadsheet, an adding machine, and one of those magic 8-balls. wajaba
Commissioner, Internal Revenue Service. Saar P.S. - Offshore accounts are no longer what they used to be.
I wonder if they are using Pivot Tables with their Excel Spreadsheet.... Every time we get close to the truth...they just PIVOT in another direction I'm cracking myself up....
Lizardking & hurricaine5, You do realize that the TU moles on this board are going to permanently trash our TU reports, don't you? wajaba
You mean that there is MORE damage that they can do? I thought mine was already permanently trashed! Nobody pulls TU anyway! Hehe, this is better than therapy... ---- Dear TU moles on this board, The comments expressed above are not mine..they are that of my evil twin -- TSUNAMI Please don't punish me for his actions!
Professional dog walker, psychologist, wine taster, web surfer and computer junkie. And those are just my hobbies.
I own the Space Station and Bake Shoppe..... Not really.. just a plain, young, associate at a marketing and research firm. Forecasting Dept. They let me put the darts out of the board after they are done making up thier "forecasts".
Part time recluse, tour guide, natural history interpreter, commercial fisherman, oilfield seismic employee, Creditnet addict, Illini Alum, writer, youth hockey coach, uncle, athlete, net surfer, student and IT job wannabe. (cuz I wanna find a geek girl) This is what happens when you don't finish your PhD in clinical psych. and go to Alaska for the summer.
Salesfloor Team Leader at Target. Bad credit fell on my head while I was playing around in college. PS, my brother and husband are computer nerds. (I gotta connect too!)
You give them more credit than I do. I think TU is using an IBM PC circa 1983 (you know, the green on black screens) with first generation Lotus 1-2-3. They turned in their Magic 8-ball for a box of stale fortune cookies.
FT Elementary School Teacher and PT Digital Mapping Technician.....I can link to all you computer junkies, too! ;-)
Hi Marie Washington State - But would be glad to help guide you to killer deal wherever you are. Email me or turn yours on Otto
