Original story

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by PsychDoc, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    Here's my original story which I did not plagiarize from anybody else on this board, Scout's honor:

    Once there was a donkey, and he had a very high IQ. I think it was in the 180s, which is very high for a donkey indeed. Anyway, one day the donkey realized, "Gosh, my high IQ hasn't made me any friends." So from that day forward he resolved to be the stupidest he could possibly be so that he might be more able to make friends. So that explains it! The end.

    Thanks very much for your time and attention to this original creative work.

    Doc
     
  2. Hedwig

    Hedwig Well-Known Member

    But did he make any friends then? Come on, Doc, finish the story!!
     
  3. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    I think his name was DOCK
     
  4. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

     
  5. Hedwig

    Hedwig Well-Known Member

    Hey, PsychDoc,

    First of all, note how lbrown59 changed my quote--I didn't call you a donkey when I asked you to finish the story.

    But it now appears that lb has named his donkey after you. Or attempted to, anyway. I think he needs some spelling lessons.
     
  6. Hedwig

    Hedwig Well-Known Member

    Or maybe he's calling you a donkey?
     
  7. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    Hedwig, lbrown59 has a "Dock" fixation. It's very troubling. His wife wrote me to say that his obsession completely destroyed their marriage and everything she ever believed about the man. His kids are obviously shattered. The guy has printed out reams of my posts and pasted them all over the house. He's painted the word "PSYCHDOC" in huge letters on his front yard with bright orange paint. And, of course, he's featured me in his signature. The guy's a stalker. I'm considering a court order.

    Doc
     
  8. cinderella

    cinderella Well-Known Member

    Psychdoc.........Tell me you are kidding!

    I have always assumed the posts between you two was harmless banter. Kind of like between siblings. I never saw anyone's posts as being cruel or otherwise hurtful.

    BUT, if someone is taking the teasing seriously, then that puts a different spin on things. LB would be off limits...........
     
  9. PsychDoc

    PsychDoc Well-Known Member

    I'm kidding, Cinderella! :)

    Doc
     
  10. cinderella

    cinderella Well-Known Member

    Well then, on the downside, my trusting nature has made a donkey out of me.

    On the upside, LB is not off limits!!!!!!
     
  11. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

     
  12. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Doc started this post not me.

    I would not have posted what I did otherwise.
     
  13. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Original story

    Come to think of it Doc was one who fussed about my original signature .
    Guess I could go back to it since Doc don't seem to care for the donkey one.

     

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