Osama

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by Mist, Oct 3, 2001.

  1. Mist

    Mist Well-Known Member

    I know this belongs on the other board but I just had to post it here:
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    Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him
    prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages
    to demand his release.
    Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
    Let the CIA, Rangers, Seals or whoever covertly
    capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital
    and have surgeons quickly perform a complete
    sex change operation.
    Then we return 'her' to Afghanistan
    to live under the Taliban.
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    Mist
     
  2. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    Some news program said "IF THEY KILLED HIM, WHO WOULD REPLACE HIM"???
    Maybe someone WORSE???
     
  3. MikeB

    MikeB Banned

    I guess I am missing something since Osama obviously has no balls. A man doesn't run and hide in tunnels like a rat. Heh...
    BTW, goto http://bushfordummies.com and look at the Bush Bin Laden picture....funny!
     
  4. Hope

    Hope Well-Known Member

    My boyfriend calls him "O'slimey been Hidin'".
     
  5. dlo64

    dlo64 Well-Known Member

    Hey if he believes in suicide terrorism out of belief in religion and that by doing so you will live such a great afterlife, why hasn't he committed any suicide missions? Instead he hides underground and in tunnels. He tells these guys that carry out these unspeakable acts that there will be seventy two virgins waiting for them on the other side. If that's the case why doesn't he just blow himself up. It doesn't make sense.

    I'll bet those that committed these acts had a rude afterlife awakening when they arrived in hell!
     
  6. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Good one Mist!!

    Personally, I think, if it is such a priviledge to die for their so-called god, I think we should oblige them.
     
  7. no1healey

    no1healey Well-Known Member

    I always tell oversea's collectors I aint a given Your cousin
    OSAMA my banking info or anything else!
     
  8. tuvw867

    tuvw867 Banned

    I'll see to it

    I'll see to it
     
  9. jjgross

    jjgross Well-Known Member

    Don't be stupid this is right after 9/11.
     

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