Platinum PPP-low scores also okay!!

Discussion in 'Credit Talk' started by Mark LA, Jun 5, 2002.

  1. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    the other-
    I'm sorry - I forgot to mention!
    Our cl is HIDDEN - we do not report to any of the cra's.
    Please feel free to contact me if you have any other questions regarding the PPP Platinum.
    We value your business :)
     
  2. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    DanStarr:

    Our min credit limit is 10K
    However we may allow you to BT up to 500,000 after we review your application.
    Also - be sure to check out our unique rewards program!!!!

    2500 free miles for each dollar spent on the card AND 2 free First Class tickets - round trip - to anywhere in the 48 continguous United States any time - any airline - without restrictions blackouts or screw ups - upon your first purchase made with PPP Platinum.*


    * (really tiny print): some restrictions may apply :)
     
  3. wolverine

    wolverine Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    Mark,

    I bought a house in Palos Verdes so my son could have a backyard, but we need a weekend beach house in Manhattan Beach too. Can I have a $1.5 million CL at maybe 2% below prime, with 0% and no payments for the first ten years?

    I can probably get my wife to cosign if you need it.
     
  4. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    Wolverine:

    A little known fact about PPP Platinum:

    We give special consideration to potential card holders from the Los Angeles area - as we understand that these cardholders have more needs than other clients.

    i'm sure that you have a very good chance of being approved for the "extras" you requested.

    (Be sure to ask us about our special PPP Purple Suede card for our higher income applicants... it's far more prestigious than Centurian's Black Card *)

    (* by invitation only, some restrictions may apply, the PPP Purple Suede, unlike the free PPP Platinum, comes with a 5K annual fee. other restirctions may apply, if not approved for the PPP PS you may receve a standard PPP PS - terms differ - see really really tiny print on application)
     
  5. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

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    2500 free miles for each dollar spent on the card AND 2 free First Class tickets - round
    trip - to anywhere in the 48 continguous United States any time - any airline - without
    restrictions blackouts or screw ups - upon your first purchase made with PPP Platinum.*
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    FOR 2500/$1.00 AND 2 FREE FIRST CLASS RT TICKETS WOULD BE WORTH THE $5,000 ANNUAL FEE...
     
  6. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

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    LOL George
     
  7. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

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    MarkLA - OK applause>

    Concept: excellent - attention grabber
    Subject matter: relevant
    General appeal to target audience: excellent
    Execution with target: precise

    Dogman overall rating: 3 full scratches

    arf - dogman


    AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION:
    Concept: excellent, occasionally extra dry responses
    from some respondants
    Subject matter: had audience drooling
    General appeal: aarrffff
    Execution with target: humor continues
     
  8. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    Wolverine - WE ALL NEED A PLACE in Huntington Beach - or Newport if available - right on the water in Newport Beach.

    Mark - what about the free travel on the Concorde with the WORLD EVENTS benefits> Provides card members free travel to fantastic international locations to have celebrity gala get togethers to discuss Purple Suede events. - Do we earn points or our free first class provided travel for WORLD EVENTS?

    aarrff - doggin it further - dogman
     
  9. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    I'll take $20,000, please. Email me an app?? Does Virginia have a special intro rate? Are you going to verify income?

    I like this card already!!
     
  10. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    YOU WON'T NEED ANY FREE-BEE...YOU GOT 125,000,000 MILES AFTER ONLY SPENDING $50,000!!!!!!
     
  11. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    I love how you so politely requested $20,000 please ....of course the credit line doubles after ever 6 months of use.

    Mark, what is the maximum amount of credit available - or is that a secret? EX in my case:

    Could one have available credit to purchase the San Francisco Bay Area, and the GOLDEN Gate Bridge and Marin County, without a call to the Purple Suede Concierge? Or would prior acknowledgement be requested? I have a partner in the South Bay - MP$40, and we could realize signficant futrue profit by purchasing Silicon Valley for .10 on the dollar...

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    I want 2 of them - one for Dog and one for man.
    aarrff - Dogman
     
  12. dogman

    dogman Well-Known Member

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    Friggin hilarious!!!
     
  13. marci

    marci Well-Known Member

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    rotflol!!!
     
  14. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

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    Quick note to all PPP Platinum applicants:
    Due to an internal technical glitch our "instant approval online within 3 seconds or less" is not up and running at this time - as you may have noticed - as all interent applicants received the following response:

    THANK YOU FOR APPLYING FOR PPP! YOUR PPP IS UNDER REVIEW. WE WILL NOTIFY YOU WITHIN 30 DAYS IF YOU're APPROVED OR SCREWED.
    WE VALUE YOUR BUSINESS!
    AND THANK YOU AGAIN FOR APPLYING FOR PPP!

    Sadly - we'll have to MANUALLY review all aplications.
    However - as stated - all applicants will receive an answer within 30 days.
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    * Please note - the card has now been renamed - with 2 MORE P's:
    PPPPP (Platinum Preferred Privileged Pristine Prestigious)

    Our address for correspondence:

    PPPPP
    POB: P23P45
    WILMINGTON DE 10997-P234ME
     
  15. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

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    Breeze:

    PPPPP is currently offering the Virginia affinity card - called
    "Virtus Goddess PPPPP"
    History of the name "VIRTUS:"

    The State Flag of Virginia bears the Great Seal of the Commonwealth on a field of blue. The seal depicts the goddess "Virtus." She is dressed as an Amazon, armed with a spear and sword, and stands over a defeated despot. The seal displays the State Motto,"Sic Semper Tyrannis," which is Latin for, "Thus Always to Tyrants."

    We will be offering preferred terms to ALL Virtus Goddess applicants.
    We VALUE your business :)
     
  16. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    Oh thank you thank you. When will your site be back up and functioning?

    Dogman, silly con valley for 10 cents on the $$ - you might get some takers right now, hehe.
     
  17. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

    Re: Platinum PPP-low scores also ok

    Mark, I thought that lady on the flag was the governor's wife ;)
     
  18. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

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    Breeze -
    Virtus Goddess is EVERY MAN'S wife :)
     
  19. breeze

    breeze Well-Known Member

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    tee hee
     
  20. Mark LA

    Mark LA Well-Known Member

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    :)
     

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