1. Iâ??m on the toilet â?? can you call back tomorrow? 2. Iâ??m on the other line with a competing CA, whatâ??s your offer? 3. If I send the money today, I get the Ronco Pocket Fisherman at no additional charge, right? 4. Am I caller 10? Did I win? Did I????? 5. Does your mother know youâ??re using the phone? 6. Whatcha wearing? 7. Guess how much I weigh. I bet you canâ??t â?? come on, try to guess ! 8. Iâ??m Batmanâ?¦. 9. Oh my God !! The catâ??s on fire !! (hang up) 10. Gee, this is really embarrassing but you accidentally called the number for my Smell-o-phoneâ?¦you could really use a breath mint. 11. Iâ??m sure I sent the money to Joe. (Joe Who?) Joe Mama !!!! (hang up) 12. Oh, youâ??re with the collection agency? I collect (spoons, beer cans, dolls, whatever). Arenâ??t hobbies fun? Good luck ! (hang up) And remember - you can always say, â??Hang on, Iâ??ll get themâ?, set the phone down and walk awayâ?¦.. Namaste !