A well known company was performing at a mediocre level and its stock was slowly sinking so the Board decided it was time for a shakeup. They hired a tough new CEO who would knock a few heads and get the company's profitability momentum going again. The new boss began his first morning walking around the headquarters building with the intention of slashing any low-productive workforce jobs he could find. As he toured the facilities he noticed a guy leaning against a wall counting some money from his pocket. The room was full of workers and he thought this would be an ideal opportunity to show everyone he was tough and he meant business! So he walked up to the guy and asked, "And how much money do you make a week ?" Undaunted, the teenager looks at him and replied, "I make about $200.00 a week. Why?" The CEO reached into his pocket, pulled out four $100 bills, handed them to the guy and yelled, "Here's two week's pay, now GET OUT OF HERE and don't come back!" Feeling pretty macho about his first public firing, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Can anyone tell me what that slacker did here?" With a shy look, one of the secretaries quietly muttered, "He's the pizza delivery guy."
