A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation of the World Trade Center; the videos of different countries around the world crying with Americans over past weeks; reporters updating and attempting to analyze political strategy; President Bush making speeches. The wife turns to the husband and says, "I'm so thankful that Bush is our President. He is doing such a wonderful job." The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up, Tipper!!" --
