Stock Market Report

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by lbrown59, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Helium was up. Feathers were down. Paper was stationary.

    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.

    Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.

    Hiking equipment was trailing.

    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.

    Weights were up in heavy trading.

    Light switches were off.

    Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.

    Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.

    The market for raisins dried up.

    Coca Cola fizzled.

    Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.

    Sun peaked at midday.

    Balloon prices were inflated.

    And, Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.


    LB 59
     
  2. OnTheBayou

    OnTheBayou Well-Known Member

    I also heard.....

    ....whips took a beating

    .....tractors plowed into new territory

    and condom stocks had a hard time.
     
  3. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    I musta Got my report from a CRA. It was not complete .LOL
     
  4. sweet21510

    sweet21510 Well-Known Member

    Hey LBrown,
    Thanks for the Laugh! I really needed it today!

    sweet
     
  5. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Yer Welcome
     
  6. OnTheBayou

    OnTheBayou Well-Known Member

    Hey LBrown

    Noticed you in the Stock Market for 18 years.

    I was in the commodity markets for just a few years and I made a small fortune.....it's real easy to do if you start with a large one....}; hicup

    What part of the USA you be in?
     
  7. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Next Door to Indiana Ky W.Va
     
  8. Manequinne

    Manequinne Well-Known Member

    Hey Lb 59,

    Funny post!!!

    I was really laughing at the one with the Tissue and bottom LOL.....
     
  9. OnTheBayou

    OnTheBayou Well-Known Member

    Ibrown59

    Hopin you were in the Houston area.

    Could use some advice about Realestate way down Soth.
     
  10. OnTheBayou

    OnTheBayou Well-Known Member

    .....that is way down South....(Had a few to many tunite....
     

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