Tax Cuts

Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by lbrown59, Dec 15, 2002.

  1. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Common sense.

    Tax Cuts

    So, the next time you hear that they benefit
    the rich, remember this little story:

    Tax Cuts?
    I was having lunch with one of my favorite
    friends last week - a very liberal college
    professor - and the conversation turned
    to the government's recent round of tax cuts.

    "I'm opposed to those tax cu! ts," the Professor
    declared, "because they benefit the rich.
    The rich get much more money back than
    ordinary taxpayers like you and me
    and that's not fair."

    "But the rich pay more in the first place,"
    I argued, "so it stands to reason they'd
    get more money back."

    I could tell that my friend was
    unimpressed by this meager argument.

    So I said to him, "Let's put tax cuts in terms
    everyone can understand:"

    "Suppose that every day 10 men go to a
    restaurant for dinner.
    The bill for all ten
    comes to $100."

    "If it was paid the way we pay our taxes,
    The first four men paid nothing;
    The fifth paid $1;
    The sixth paid $3;
    The seventh $7;
    The eighth $12;
    The ninth $18.
    The tenth man (the richest) paid $59."

    "The 10 men ate dinner in the restaurant every
    day and seemed quite happy with the
    arrangement until the owner threw
    them a curve."

    "Since you are all such good customers," he said,
    "I'm going to reduce the cost of your
    daily meal by $20."

    Now, dinner for the 10 only costs $80.
    The first four are unaffected.
    They still eat for free. Can you figure
    out how to divide up the $20 savings
    among the remaining six so that
    everyone gets his fair share?

    The men realize that $20 divided by 6 is $3.33,
    but if they subtract that from everybody's share,
    then the fifth man and the sixth man would end up
    being paid to eat their meal.

    The restaurant owner suggested that it would
    be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly
    the same percentage, being sure to give each
    a break, and he proceeded to work out
    the amounts each should pay.

    And so now:
    Along with the first four, the fifth man paid nothing,
    The sixth pitched in $2,
    The seventh paid $5,
    The eighth paid $9,
    The ninth paid $12,
    Leaving the tenth man with a bill of $52 instead of $59.

    Outside the restaurant, the men
    began to compare their savings,
    "I only got a dollar out of the $20,"
    complained the sixth man, pointing
    to the tenth, "and he got $7!"

    "Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man.
    "I only saved a dollar, too.
    It's unfair that he got
    seven times more than me!"

    "That's true," shouted the seventh man.
    "Why should he get $7 back when I got only $2?
    The wealthy get all the breaks!"

    "Wait a minute," yelled the first four men.
    "We didn't get anything at all.
    The system exploits the poor."

    Then, the nine men surrounded the tenth man
    (the richest one, paying the most)
    and beat him up.

    The next night the richest man didn't show
    up for dinner, so now the nine men
    sat down and ate without him.
    But when it came time to pay the bill,
    they discovered something very important.
    They were $52 short!

    And that, boys, girls and college professors,
    is how America's tax system works.
    The people who pay the highest taxes
    get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
    Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy,
    and they just may not show up at the table any more.
    $ $ $


    LB 59
     
  2. GEORGE

    GEORGE Well-Known Member

    The school system requests an increase in their budget...

    Their BUDGET is $50,000,000
    They request $75,000,000

    The next year things are real tight
    They can only give the school district $60,000,000
    THEY SCREAM CUT!!!!

    NO IT IS A "CLINTON/ALGORE CUT"

    They got an INCREASE of $10,000,000
    BUT ALL THEY SEE IS THE SO-CALLED CUT OF $15,000,000!!!
     
  3. lbrown59

    lbrown59 Well-Known Member

    Yep Ive seen this sort of stuff too,
     
  4. dbird

    dbird Member

    Or the lovely doublespeak of entitlements, which of course means if you are entitted to it how can it be cut.
     
  5. sweet21510

    sweet21510 Well-Known Member

    about 2 years ago, My husband and I helped put up around 50 - (approx 30") color tv's in a middle school, including wall mounts (we were helping out a friend who had been contracted to do this ). They were put up in all the classrooms, in the cafeteria and in the library. Our tax dollars in Virginia paid for it.
    The library itself was nearly barron of books, which I couldn't understand since they obviously had money to blow. Why in the world do middle school students need color tv in their classrooms, when the library is devoid of books? You would think that they get enough tv at home. Typical mismanagement of money in the government and school system.

    The state also put over a million dollars in Jefferson forest high school to get rid of mold, only to have the country scream that they still need a new school. It just doesn't make any sense.
     

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