tea, I am offended by your tagline

Re: It is refreshing...

I am not ignoring anyone. I jsut learned how to have signatures not show up.

I respect all faiths, just was tired and in a bad mood.


Nestea





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Christians and Jews who disbelieve in Muhammad will go to hell. (Al-Bayyinah 98:6. Koran)

 

Re: It is refreshing...

oh, I hope no-one is offended by my "new" signature



><> here's for the fish lovers
<>< this one's for george



New signature..............

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"Jesus was not crucified....On the day of Resurrection Jesus himself will be a witness against the Jews and Christians for believing in his death." (An-Nisaâ?? 4:159, Koran)


OK< OK, I'll stop now... I hope no one is offended by my tagline...

 

Re: It is refreshing...

Couldn't Resist....

Here... my final new tagline for now......



o ___/|__ o
o _/ \ /| o ___/|__
/ @ \\ \/ | o _/ \ /|
\_ // /\ | o / @ \\ \/ |
\_______/ \| \_ // /\ |
\_______/ \|


(the second on is for GEORGE...)

 

Re: It is refreshing...

uh, george... methinks your fish is damaged.

Is it from Long Island Sound?



(no offensive sig this time)

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:: This space for rent ::
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Re: It is refreshing...

All Jews from all branches of Judaism are messianic Jews. There is no difference between you and a Jew who has converted to Christianity other than the ones Christians create amongst themselves. The term "Messianic Jew" as used in this conference is a deceptive term designed
to convey the notion that one can be "Jewish" and Christian at the same time. One cannot.



I hope no one is offended, especially Jewish / Christian females...

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If it has tires or t*ts, it will cause you problems.
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Merry Xmas (to some)/ Happy Hannuka (to others)/ Joyful Kwaanza (for the sake of being fair

 

Re: It is refreshing...

How about:

Jesus saves lives -- then redeems them for valuable prizes

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

Jesus is coming, and we'll get him again

The only difference between a Catholic and a bigot is... um...er...(darn, another comparision shot to hell)

yes these are real sigs..........

and I THINK my original post is understood now...

let's keep religion off this board... even in sigs....


Nestea

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
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I see a divine hand in this AIDS thing.
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The number of people watching you is inversely proportionally to the heroic dignity and selflessness of your actions.
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Why be difficult when with a bit of effort you can be impossible?
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A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
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Life is cheap, but the accessories will kill you.
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Reality is for people who lack imagination.
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Chastity is its own punishment.
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Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Decadence: a way of life.
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Showing up is 88% of life and 98% of Education.
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41% of all statistics are worthless.

 

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I was going to celebrate when I reached post #100...

but I was too busy having a ball on this thread to notice...

Nestea

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Whenever you see a sign 'No Exit,' it means there is an exit.

(David Dunham)

 

Re: It is refreshing...

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.


A three day filing extension will automatically be granted in the event of a global thermonuclear war. (IRS)


"Ride a motorcycle. Save Gas, Oil, Rubber, Steel, Aluminum, Parking Spaces, The Environment, and Money. Plus, you get to wear all the leather you want!"

Time to stop.... soon this thread will offend me...
and I am trying hard not to be offended!!